Business Ball-Crushing Incident - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• The Business Ball-Crushing Incident is yet another Rasminger related incident which took place between two separate business lessons of May-June 2025.
• In the first of the two sessions, E.Hunt of Alliance Number × was punched in the testicles by another of the same Alliance, while Rasminger was out of the classroom searching for another student who had vanished after leaving to find printed worksheets, despite the printer being 3 metres outside the room. Naturally, as is male nature, E.Hunt moaned and groaned in agony clutching at his groin as the already-exasperated teacher came back into the room (with the runaway).
• The culprit behind the "ball-crushing" immediately blamed his victim's groaning on the fact he had "dropped his own phone onto his own balls," which Rasminger, for whatever reason, believed. Spurred by E.Hunt's endless vocalisation of his worries of future (in)fertility, the fatigued teacher then proceeded to remove not E.Hunt's testicles but E.Hunt himself from the lesson, but interestingly not the actual testicle-disintegrator who was the true root of such indescribable toil.
• Rasminger then opened Blooket, created his own set, typed "GCSE Business- Human Resources" as the title, saved it, and proceeded to host it, despite one pretty significant problem, which was that the set had 0 questions.
• The component of this incident which occurred in the second lesson is summarised by Rasminger commanding E.Hunt, who hadn't yet done anything in the five minutes since the hour began, to "refrain from talking about genitalia and dropping his phone on his testicles." As ever, no learning took place in this lesson.