Sigmatron - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• The Sigmatron is the filthy, battered remains of an orange and white football which had been torn in half, found and used as a fashionable head covering indicating social status in a park in Littleport by O.Hill of the Alliance Number 1.
• Browned with age and caked in filth, the Sigmatron was first perceived as nothing more than foul littering upon its discovery by O. Hill in mid 2024 while venturing with T.Golding, D.Golding and S.Moroné.
• Due to the sheer popularity of the Sigmatron, O. Hill is often forced to hide his possession of the symbol of sheer tenacity and masculinity so as to avoid hoards of paparazzi from the acclaimed Vogue UK.
• Though ushered to arrive wearing said status symbol on days of non-uniform by others in Alliance Number 1, O. Hill ultimately (and wisely) refrained from doing this so as to avoid ostracisation from his peers.