Kicking Grannies - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• Kicking Grannies is a questionable phrase uttered by the headmaster of Ely College in an assembly centralised on student behaviour in mid 2024.
• He is documented to have said, "Even if you score 10s, 11s, 12s in your GCSEs, if you go into town and kick some grannies, we have failed you."
• While this may upon first glance seem a reasonable quote showing his value of social kindness over academic excellence, it is vital to notice the maximum numerical grade for UK GCSE exams is a 9.
• Members of Alliance Number 1 have argued if such otherworldly scores are somehow attained by an individual, they absolutely have free will to, say, physically abuse elderly women.
• Upon interviews with the Metropolitan Police, they have firmly stated kicking any grannies, regardless of utopian academia, is a legal offence which may face up to 4 years in prison. They have also stated the sole exception is Jarvis on Egremont Street suspected of brewing hard crack, who "may be kicked as many times as necessary."