"Straight as" Incidents - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• The "Straight as" Incidents are two similar and consecutive incidents where S.Moroné made some questionable statements with use of similes in response to allegations of homosexuality by D.Crowther-Day in 2023, both of which are of Alliance Number 1.
• Firstly, it S.Moroné claimed he was "as straight as the M1." However, to his dismay, the 311km long M1 Motorway which connects London to Leeds is, infact, curved throughout the entirety of its course.
• In panic he then claimed that he was "as straight as a ruler," however, in swift response to this, D.Crowther-Day pulled a white 30cm ruler from his inner blazer pocket and proceeded to very clearly bend it. D.Crowther-Day later corrected S.Moroné, claiming he was "as straight as a trundle wheel," to the accused's denial.
• Upon interrogation by use of electric signalling and electrocution for potential deceit by our militant team, it was revealed the two statements were mistakes as opposed to full-blown confessions.
• See also Euro Bet Incident.