The Wall Sauce - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• The Wall Sauce refers to the environmentally polluting non-spicy Chilli Sauce from a pack of chicken satay flicked onto the wall of the LG block in The Unholy Land of Ely College by T.Golding of Alliance Number 1 in late 2024.
• Known to be highly caustic with pH 1>, chemical analysis of the wall sauce has revealed trace amounts of Hydrofluoric Acid, Luminol, Benzene and Ammonium Diuranate amongst other non-edible substances to be contained within its strongly interlocking molecules.
• While sweet in taste, extremely high concentrations of Capsaicin from Habanero peppers were detected in the sauce, indicating its exposure to the inside of the mouth causes near-immediate paralysis and following necrosis of tongue cells. Epithelial cells of the mouth seem to ooze and collapse within 5 seconds of contact with the said sauce.
• A third of a year after its release onto the wall, the brick has been partially dissolved (the entire wall faces a severe lack of structural integrity) and the water content of the sauce is near-zero, with it turning a char black colour as opposed to the luminous vermillion at the time of its spillage.
• It is also crucial to note that in addition to the lethal sauce, the skewers of the chicken satay as well as the entire plastic box were vulgarly littered upon the floor. Severe sanctions were imposed upon T.Golding for this environmental offence, however signs of remorse were not widely received as the horrific T.Diddy incidents began from and around this time frame.