Intruder Drill - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• Intruder Drill, codename "Øperation DysLux 0," is a the drill of a code red intruder alert within Ely College which took place in the third lesson on the 17th November 2024.
• The ordeal involved the teaching body of the lesson receiving an alert on their computer, upon which students, plunged into darkness as the lights were turned off, were instructed to hide underneath their tables while the staff locked and barricaded doors as well as closing windows and their blinds. This occurred all while senior staff patrolled the corridors as well as checking the blockades on classroom doors.
• This document will compile the numerous accounts of this incident from the viewpoint of members from Alliance Number 1, separated due to the lesson being a chosen GCSE lesson.
• Arguably the most tame of the accounts, Spanish in A21 involved the students desperately leaning downward to avoid the horrifying volumes of sub-table gum, while some members of Alliance Number × crawled on the filthy floor gathering dust upon themselves to converse with others of their alliance. Furthermore, a fatality was (mistakenly) reported as a member of Alliance Number 3 laid on the floor as if either sleeping or dead due to gunshot wounds.
• In Geography within an undisclosed classroom of the Downham block, it is alleged a "Diddy Party" took place, and N.Wu of Alliance Number 1 was inappropriately touched by his peers. This has been relayed to relevant authorities.
• In Media, located in one of the Needhams Ground rooms, the teacher was reported to have inexplicably opened all windows, and was seen wandering out of the classroom into the corridor, where the theoretically armed intruder may be lurking.
• In quite possibly the worst account, in Computer Science also in one of the Needhams Ground rooms, with Miss.Adegoke (rumoured to be a demon from hell by those in Alliance Number 1), an alleged Hanky Panky was specifically prohibited by said teacher, though this was broken immediately as D.Tofts (D-Diddy) was reported to have caressed his peers' feet.
• Furthermore, upon the resonance of monkey noises from the corridor outside, the teacher is alleged to have stated, "It must be a terrorist," and also suggested weapons be forged from chair legs in case of an assailant.
• It is also documented the same member of staff suggested a (larger) student of the class be "strapped to the classroom door as a barricade" against the intruder.
• She is also known to have locked a student, who had asked to exit lesson to go to the bathroom, out of the classroom in the open corridor in plain view of the said theoretical attacker.