J.Diddy - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• "J.Diddy" refers to N.Wu of Alliance Number 1 after cat noises and general strange texts/statements were reported from around late 2024.
• Regularly on call and text, cat noises are made by this said individual, with ":3", "UwU", "Should I buy a skirt/fursuit/thigh-highs?" and requests for "headpats" being a minority of statements made.
• Furthermore, N.Wu has been discovered to be a sufferer of kleptomania, where an individual cannot stop thieving goods. D.Crowther-Day and T.Golding are some of the victims of these robberies, ranging from of stationery to exercise books. This poor behaviour has led to D.Golding attempting to saw N.Wu's arm off multiple times.
• Agents have reported N.Wu to be in possession of a horrifying 600 Boykisser (a femboy entity similar to Reggie) & furry mods in the steam game, Gary's Mod, however this value was later discovered to be inflated. The true value was later found to be ≈15.
• As of late January 2025, this incident's severity has been increased due to a particular quote which was recorded during the popular online game Gartic Phone.
• This quote in question is "fuk this shite skool! i wanta wank!!"
• Moreover, in September 2025, N.He was reported to have suddenly and casually claimed how he "wanted to kiss a femboy right now." Incriminating.