Omni-Axis Discordance - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• Omni-Axis Discordance is a relatively dire incident with its severity attributed to the fact this occurred in and affected not Ely College ground but private residents of Littleport, be it completely accidental.
• Occurring on a gathering of Alliance Number 1 members (consisting D.Golding, L.Braschi, O.Hill, S.Moroné and T.Golding) in May 2024, this incident is one of the few par Gunner which is reminisced often to this day in February 2025.
• While walking through a narrow residential path with houses on one side and hedgerows on the other, L.Braschi picked up a moderately sized branch of a deciduous tree, and arched his arm, preparing to hurl the arboreal souvenir seemingly at O.Hill, as displayed by his yell of "Oscar, I'm going to get you!" (in a tone of jest as opposed to malice).
• If this did manage to land upon its intended target, all would have been saved, and this incident would most likely have been forgotten.
• However, the rogue stick spectacularly missed in every single 3-D axis, and instead vigorously struck the second-floor window of the terrace house adjacent.
• Immediately, all members, after looking at each other with expressions of a horrified variety of thrill, fled the scene rapidly. Notably, all but S.Moroné ran one way, simply due to the positioning of the group while walking.
• All members were subsequently arrested, but their parents paid the arguably too-lenient £6 bail fee, and so were released within 2 hours of incarceration.
• If this window had broken, then it is estimated that L.Braschi would have been put down, and the 4 other members would have faced a draconian sentence of 25-year community service in Ely College's notorious art toilets.