Dung & Oil Incident - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• A particularly disgusting incident which occurred during a double english lesson with L.Braschi and S.Moroné, both of Alliance Number 1 on 14th March 2025.
• For the duo, it had become tradition to give T.Golding, also of Alliance Number 1, a handmade replica of a character from Roblox game Dandy's World after each double english lesson. This time, instead of the paper or card which had previously been used, L.Braschi bought two pots of black and brown silk clay, and a 8 pool ball "for reference" to mould a black spherical character known as "Ankle Biter."
• However, the clay was unreasonably poor quality- dry and near-impossible to mould into a sphere. Thus, abetted partly by S.Moroné's advice, L.Braschi decided to hydrate this clay using water from his "I love Addenbrooke's Hospital" water bottle. Instead of pouring water onto it however, he instead unscrewed the bottle's lid and dipped the clay ball physically into the water, contaminating it completely. This was an attempt to evade the gaze of Mr.Burke, who was teaching.
• Somehow, L.Braschi managed to spill this water everywhere, onto both members'blazers and particularly soaking L.Braschi' trousers, giving the impression of an accident.
• Furthermore, somehow, L.Braschi accidentally dropped this now-wet clay into his reasonably narrow-necked bottle. In order to retrieve this without spilling all the remaining water out, L.Braschi first began to drink the water with the clay in it, to the horror of S.Moroné.
• However, after this, L.Braschi, with an expression of pure disgust, showed S.Moroné the bottle's contents after swirling the bottle several times.
• A putrid hippo dung-ball of black half-submerged in a too-black fluid was inside.
• This was described as "ichor," a fluid from Dandy's World, when poured out onto the floor of The Unholy Land some minutes later.
• N.Wu of Alliance Number 1 placed a paper labelled "environmental pollution" onto the sludge.