- The second document written by acclaimed and very-well regarded Alliance Number 1 member, D Golding.
- Gives further details and context on the events of the Incidental Outing of Spring 2025. Enjoy!
- This document documents the parts left out by determined writer S.Morone during his recent light novel on this incident.
- As such, I will be skipping out of the parts presented by said writer.
- However, due to this happening a long time ago (A month ago), the finer details of the day out may have been forgotten.
- This incident was about a day where D. Golding, T. Golding, S. Morone, L. Braschi, D. Crowther-Day from Allience Member 1 met up at L. Braschi's accomodation. They planned to bake a Victoria Sponge and have a general good time!
- The events start when T & D Golding + S. Morone arrive at Leo's. L. Braschi had made a level on Mario Maker named 'Gavid Dolding' which, predicatbly, was played by D. Golding.
- This level was a rage level and so led to many predictable deaths of D. Golding (Not in real life), which I will document now:
- D. Golding managed to hop over a saw, which led to uproar as L. Braschi did not think of this way.
- He however ran straight into an unexpected saw right after.
- One room which was seared into David's head was a room where two very percise and accurate jumps had to be made to die, and so leave the room.
- This room was accessed by going into a door which was left in an inescapeable cage.
- David somehow managed to enter this room *multiple* times so much so that Leo had to take over in fear of this going on forever and ever. It is not known how D. Golding could manage to enter this room but many scientists theorised that he had a 'severe and continous lapse in judgement' due to his circuits being faulty.
- After so many deaths, D. Golding knelt on the floor and assumed the position of praying to God. This action may have brought the group bad karma due to us using the Lord's name in vain.
- In one particular room, a thwomp was present. When mario got close, this thwomp would make a face everyone present found 'funny'. This fuelled the use of the infrequent insult to describe anyone who resembles this face (e.g. the impersonator lady from S. Morone's enjoyed karaoke show).
- After the level was beaten by D. Golding and L. Braschi, the group decided that it was time to head off to town.
- Town was quite eventful with their main purpose to finish off the ingredients for the cake.
- The five members split into: L. Braschi, T. Golding and the other 3. L. Braschi and T. Golding bought four pea and potato Samosas and two aloo tikki from a very kind street vendor and the others bought stuff from an international shop - detailed more in S.Morone's documents.
- After they met up from their voyage, L. Braschi reportedly managed to buy 'too many samosas' somehow (after having questioned T. Golding on whether he had truly asked for "4 samosas and 2 aloo tikki", as before the two had agreed to buy less for T. Golding did not particularly fancy either, and believed the other members wouldn't as well) and so shared them throughout the members - they all had some of it to eat due to the surplus.
- They then began eating in a group while discussing. D. Golding began to complain about his mouth burning, and then he began overheat, eminating smoke.
- After being dunked in the River Ooze (after the lengthy walk to David's so called Oozebury), he cooled down.
- On the walk home from town, the show 'IT Crowd' came into topic and the two brothers as well as S. Morone had admitted to never watching nor hearing of it. As such, it was agreed that IT Crowd would be watched.
- Now, the five musketeers had arrived home with the intent to bake the cake. This cake baking was a disaster. However, as the victoria sponge / 2 was in the oven, the group decided it was a good time to watch IT Crowd: The episode they watched was the 2nd episode, detailing a woman breaking all her toes trying to get into high heels, something about a device that detects lies, and a fire.
- Once IT Crowd had finished, the group cut up and served the half of a victoria sponge which while looking like a bleeding gangerous wound, tasted very good as said by the members.
- The cake has been consumed and so the members decided to do something to pass the time - Jackbox.
- Now, all the members had played Jackbox at L. Braschi's party the previous year. In total, they played two games - Press the Button, and Talking Points.
- The premise of Press the Button was that aliens were aboard a ship. In this game, two of us were aliens. So, we all tried to discover said aliens. With a few seconds to spare, D. Golding managed to squeeze in a button press and so two crew member were eliminated.
- While we did eliminate the alien D. Crowther Day, we missed the other - My own Brother, T. Golding.
- And as such, we lost to the aliens. Due to their actions against us, the aliens were tried and sentenced to 1 year in prision due to treason.
- [Unfortunately, due to my poor memory, I cannot remember what anyone talked about beside myself and Thomas]
- The premise of Talking Point was that everyone was expected to come up to the front and discuss their title in which they chose. However, only 3/5 of us went up to talk the rest sat where they were to talk.
- This phenomenon appears prevelent throughout the Alliance, with Alfie on the business trip not talking to the members of Ely due to them being 'scary'.
- Once everyone had chosen, the first up was Shin with David as their assistant. Shin did not come up to the front to talk and David messed up badly with the images. Once they had finished, Leo and Dylan must've spoken (Although Dylan did not go up). Leo's was very good though.
- Now, the next up was T. Golding. T. Golding had a very good speech about [REDACTED].
- Finally, D. Golding went up to present his. -Before this speech, he had managed to exit the jackbox website, meaning he could not slide through the images.
- His whole speech was about Flabby Flabous, his 152 sons and the curses inflicted by regurgitating them. As an example, a man was shown seemingly blasted through a door after reguritating one of his sons - A terrible fate.
- Throughout his maddened rambling of regurgitating sons and clerics, he sounded much like a mental ward patient describing the shadow men in their cells.
- The total ranking came as such: Thomas Golding wound up 1st, David Golding's rambling ended up 2nd and Leo ended up 3rd, followed by Dylan and Shin.
- After that was finished, the group dispersed. Dylan left and the Littleport people (accompanied by Leo) drove to Littleport. The group recollected on the day and said their final goodbye as they dispersed back to their homes (None of them died).
