Winglewangle - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• Winglewangle is the codename given by members of Alliance Number 1, specifically O.Hill, D.Crowther-Day and S.Moroné, towards Ely College Geography teacher Mr Waters.
• As absolutely notorious for his ridiculous actions and comments, Winglewangle is an ongoing incident which began as early as late 2021.
• The codename was only issued in late 2023 however, where Winglewangle wrote the word, "Wingwang" in response to an assessment answer by D.Crowther-Day.
• In terms of comments left on assessments, the most significant may be "GayW," written on O.Hill's paper and "Ass" written alone on S.Moroné's paper.
• Furthermore, his mannerisms in lessons are of deep concern for the students.
• While the quality of education isn't absolutely inadequate, the revolted facial expressions (such as bearing teeth, dilating pupils and opening his mouth over and over) highly distract students from learning altogether.
• His analogies are also of question, for example describing babies as "pathetic" and making god-awful cattle/banshee/dying cat onomatopoeia, which will resonate within all listeners' ears for the good part of eternity.
• Notably, in 2021-22 the Geography teacher failed to turn up for the majority of the year, though supposedly for his own health. Upon regaining his usual liveliness as he returned, he made an analogy where a theoretical friend asked Winglewangle where an airport was, the answer in its 6-figure grid reference on a map. Instead of answering this supposed friend's simple request, Winglewangle instead questioned their intellect, stating along the lines "you'd think you wouldn't miss [something as large as] an airport." This gained 0 laughter except by S.Moroné of Alliance Number 1.
• As well as actions and strange jokes, his technological literacy comes into question, where he outright refuses to skip ads on YouTube videos.
• This has led to 120sec viewing session of random people cooking delicious food and the specific details of a care home being blasted at >80 decibels to the students. Needless to say, all of which of 0 educational value.
• This refusal to skip adverts when the button is a mere inch away has led to some horrifying circumstances such as a 50 second Furry mobile game ad being displayed in its entirety and at maximum volume for the class of 2026.
• In January 2025, Winglewangle was spotted by the entire class stealing fellow Geography teacher Mr.D.Burke's chocolate, while seemingly annoyed at the fact the teacher would notice as he was "one of them ruler people," despite the fact he was the instigator by robbing the Cadbury squares.
• In late January 2025, Winglewangle was spotted by Alliance Number 1 latching onto his own foot with his litter picker, seemingly in an attempt to "recycle" himself.
• In a Geography assessment focused on Brazil, London and urbanisation, D.Crowther-Day made an arguably appalling error where the question stated 50% on a graph composed of six vertical rows had to be filled with a spiral symbol, with each spiral/row representing 25%, but instead of drawing two spirals, the unfortunate Alliance Number 1 member drew 3, mistaking the 50% for half of the six rows, disregarding the adjacent table which outlined the 25% rule. To this blunder, Winglewangle wrote, "Really!" which may or may not be reasonable.
• As a regularly active situation, much updation is necessary for these events.