Randy Marsh:
I can tell you have potential, but you are undisciplined.
Let me show you what I mean.
Come at me. Try and fart on me. Come on!
(失敗)
Randy Marsh:
Kee ya! You call that farting on someone?
You missed by a mile. Try again!
(成功)
Randy Marsh:
Hai-CHAA! See that?
Your fart's over there somewhere. Didn't come close.
So... what do you do when people can block your farts?
You must learn...
To control your farts to move and release at a specific time and place.
I am going to teach you a fart called...
Randy Marsh:
Hai-CHAA! See that?
Your fart's over there somewhere. Didn't come close.
So... what do you do when people can block your farts?
You must learn...
To control your farts to move and release at a specific time and place.
I am going to teach you a fart called...
The Sneaky Squeaker. It will become your greatest ally.
Don't believe me? Try and block my attack.
You see that? I distracted you.
Distracting your opponents is key to battle.
Look, let me show you again. Pay special attention to the viscosity.
Okey, you try. Make your fart detonate behind me.
(成功)
Mr. Mackey:
Oh, hey guys.
Randy Marsh:
Now it's your turn.
Use Sneaky Squeaker to distract Mr. Mackey over to the corner there.
(成功)
Mr. Mackey:
Hey, did you guys hear that? Sounded like a chipmunk...
Randy Marsh:
KYAAAAA!!!!
Very, VERY good.
Now, use what I've taught you to sneak inside that Taco Bell.
Find out what they're up to and report back here.
And no matter WHAT happens... never fart on anyone's balls.
You got that? All right, now go.
Government Agent:
Folks, there's nothing to be concerned with here.
Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary is going on.
We're simply getting ready for the grand opening of a new Taco Bell.
New Taco Bell opening soon, very big Taco Bell.
It's gonna open in a few weeks. Thank you.
Townsperson:
Ah, will this Taco Bell be serving enchiritos?
Government Agent:
What?
Townsperson:
Well, is it gonna be a FULL MENU Taco Bell, or is this gonna be one of those TACO BELL/KFC combos?
Government Agent:
We got a guy out here asking a lot of questions.
Big Bad Government Guy:
Just stick to the script as laid out in the protocol.
Government Agent:
But he wants to know if the Taco Bell will have enchitiros or not, sir.
Big Bad Government Guy:
Dammit, we don't have a contingency for that...
Michaels, isolate and neutralize the threat.
Government Agent:
Yes, sir...
Townsperson:
Look, it-it's a simple question.
If this is gonna be a HUGE Taco Bell, WILL it serve enchiritos?
I think we have a right to know-
Wife:
Mark?
Government Agent:
Folks we know you're all very excited, but for your SAFETY we ask you stay clear of the construction site.
Government Agent:
...but so far we have been unable to stop UFO from leaking the toxic waste.
We've contained all we can there are no guarantees an out break will not occur.
Big Bad Government Guy:
And does the alien liquid appear to have the same effect as... last time?
Government Agent:
I'm afraid so.
When the alien waste reacts with organic material on Earth it turns things into... Nazi Zombies.
Nazi Zombie:
[Speaking German]
Government Agent:
Here we go again.
Big Bad Government Guy:
God dammit. I am so tired of Nazi zombies. It's so overused.
Government Agent:
If the wrong person gets their hands on that gren toxin, it could totally spread and we have a big problem.
Big Bad Government Guy:
All right, we're going to have to completely obliterate EVERYTHING in a three block radius.
Big Bad Government Guy:
Find locations for the bombs and bury it all.
Then make up a fake story about an earthquake.
We can contain the outbreak this time IF we act quickly enough.
LET'S MOVE!
Government Agent:
Everything we've just talked about has been recorded onto THIS tape.
I'm going to leave it alone here for a few minutes, then come back later and have it encypted and locked away so
nobody ever hears what was said in this meeting.
Government Agent:
Yes. Good idea.
…
Randy Marsh:
Look, I KNOW how you're feeling, ok?
But THIS isn't going to solve anything.
見ろ。私は君がどんな気分か知ってる。分かるな？ だけどこれでは何の解決にもならないだろう。
We've got to get inside that 'Taco Bell' and find out what's really going on.
Help me with that and I'll help you with this.
I saw you on the ship - you have pretty good control over your farts.
私達はタコベルの中に潜入し、本当は何が起こっているのか調べなければならない。 手伝ってくれたら私も君に強力しよう。 船の上で君を見た。君はとても良いオナラの制御を持っている。
Meet me in the bathroom.
It's time for you to learn some REAL power.
トイレで会おう。 真の力を学ぶ時間だ。
