MAGICAL GIRL AUTOPSY REPORT

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作詞：Haksil
作曲：JESSIE
編曲：JESSIE
絵：Mai
調声：JESSIE
動画：JESSIE
唄：重音テト

曲紹介

曲名：『MAGICAL GIRL AUTOPSY REPORT』（マジカル ガール オートプシー レポート）

• 日本語題は「魔法少女XX報告書」となっている。

歌詞

（動画概要欄より転載）

This place is such a mess, I’ll tell you the truth!
I don’t know what’s going on at all!!! ☆
Don’t ask me for help! I’m busy finding out a way out for myself!
…What?
You’re offering to help ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
Are you insane?! No ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!!!!
Let me tell you my philosophy .✦ ݁˖

Girl A:
[Cause of Death] She faced a curse from the city,
overcharged defense magic shattered her form
She broke down into the threads of ethereal flames
that shimmered once and died

Girl B:
[Cause of Death] defended a village from doom
but her body could not endure such power
her magic swirled into mesmerizing dust
before she died from shock

Come back to your senses, is it pessimistic now?
It is dangerous to keep your faith in empathy alone
Never trust anyone, they’re not looking out for you
It’s overwhelming even to look out for oneself in tragedy

There’s no salvation here, panic calls for fear (ó﹏ò｡)
I won’t carry all their goddamn tears!!! ☆
Altruism is overrated, it’s no more than recklessness ( ` ᴖ ´ )
Let me tell you one thing, you’ll never come back sane…
You will never stand a chance! ₊˚⊹♡
So stop pretending like you were born to clean this mess! ♥
~ And give up acting like you have extra lives to spare ~

[NEWS]
This is the evening report.
Today, the Magical Defense Bureau confirmed multiple casualties among active magical girls. The incidents occurred during routine missions.
Officials have stated…

You idiot! Can't you hear my warnings?
Don't stand there all dazed and shaken
Selflessness just feeds the grave
They'll smile they'll lie they'll say 'it’s your fate'
They say it's just and it is fair
But you'll burn in endless nights alone
Run away now before it’s too…

This world is breaking down, I’ll tell you the truth
I don’t think there is a plan at all…
They’re asking for help like I have the answers
But you know what this costs…
Well, I’ll bear what must be done
I will end it here myself!
Let me show you how … (I step forward now…)

There’s no salvation here, panic calls for fear!!!!!
I’m still not sure what’s going on at all! ( •̀⤙•́ )
Altruism is overrated, it’s no more than recklessness ☆
I’ll tell you one last thing, I’ll never come back home…
This is where my story ends!!!!! ( ^ω^ )
I guess after all that, I was born to clean this mess…
I guess this is the end!
Please don’t follow where I went ── ✦

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