**UNCLE VLAD ～タクシー事務所～ Niko : Hey, what's wrong? よお、どうしたんだ？ Roman : Hey, cousin. Bullshit. -やあ、従兄弟よ。（ため息）馬鹿な話だ。 Niko : What's bullshit? -何が馬鹿な話なんだ？ Roman : Mallorie. -マロリーさ。 Niko : Oh, what about her? -ああ、彼女がどうした？ Roman : I like her... really like her... -俺は彼女が好きなんだ・・・本当に好きなんだよ・・・ Niko : But you keep messing around with the other women. -でもお前さんは他の女といちゃいちゃするじゃないか。 Roman : Yeah...no. I think she's messing around with Vlad. I saw his car parked outside her place the other day. -その通り・・・違う!彼女はウラジミールと付き合ってると思う。この前俺は奴の車が彼女の家の前に停まっているのを見たんだ・・・ Niko : Yeah... -まあそうだろうな・・・ Roman : You knew? -知ってたのか？ Niko : I had suspicions. -疑ってはいたけどな。 Roman : You fucking knew? -てめえ知ってたって？ Niko : What was I going to say? -俺は何を言おうとしてたんだっけ？ Roman : You know my woman was banging this warthog and you didn't do anything? -なあ、俺の女はイボブタ野郎とヤッてたっていうのにお前は何もしなかったのか？ Niko : I didn't... -そういうつもりじゃ・・・ Roman : You didn't say anything? -俺に何も言わなかったのか？ Niko : I didn't know! -知らなかったんだって! Roman : You're an asshole, Nico Bellic, a disloyal user. After what I did for you, you dick! You fucking dick! -このくそったれめ! Niko Bellic, この裏切りもの! お前に色々してやったのに、この馬鹿チン野郎め! この馬鹿チンカスめ! Niko : I'm sorry! -ごめんって! Roman : Screw you. -うっせえ! Niko : Alright, so you want me to deal with it, right now? -よーし分かった、それで今すぐ俺にヤツを殺ってほしいんだな? Roman : No. -いいや Roman : Sit down. -座れ! Niko : No! I'm not going to stand here and have you call me disloyal. -いいや! 裏切り者と呼びやがったお前の傍になんか立ってられるか。 Niko : You might let some Russian asswipe bang your woman, but I won't. -お前さんはケツ拭きロシア野郎がお前の彼女とヤるのを放っておけばいいじゃないか、でも俺は放っておかない。 Roman : But you fucking did! -でもお前放っておいただろうが! Niko : That was before I knew you cared! -それはお前が気にしてるってことを知る前の話だ! Niko : You always were a hypocrite. -お前はいつも猫かぶってるんだよ。 Roman : Niko...wait. Don't do anything stupid. Wait for me! -Niko・・・待てよ。馬鹿なことはするな。待てって! ～外～ Roman : Tell me you're just blowing off some stream... Roman : You're going for a little drive...you're going to leave Vlad alone, right? ～移動中～ Roman : Don't do anything stupid, cousin. Niko : Nothing as stupid as letting fat swine give it to Mallorie. Roman : Hey, it happens, we have an open relationship. I do my thing, she does hers. Roman : Maybe newt time I might watch them at it...urgh...to watch his fat, hairy, swaty back going up and down. Roman : I can't take it. How could she do this? Niko : I know you cared. I have to do this. ～バーの外と中～ Roman : Wait Niko, you have to think this through. Niko : Stay out here, let the big boy have their conversation inside. Vlad : Gimme a drink. -Anyway... -You got it. Vlad : Cabbages? Why eat cabbages when you can have potatoes? Niko : Hey. Man1 : Potatoes... Niko : Vladdy boy! Vlad : I'd like a word with you. What are you doing here? Did I summon you...boy? Niko : I told you to stay away from Mallorie. -Go away! -And now Roman is upset. Vlad : Oh, Roman is upset. Man2 : Excuse me. Vlad : Do you think I give a fuck, peanut? Vlad : Oh, there he is. Hey fatty, I'm sorry you're so upset. Boo fucking hoo. -Hey Vlad, can't we just talk about this? -Hold on. Niko : You stay away from Mallorie. Vlad : I could have swarm for a minute this ratty little yokel told me what to do. -Did you hear that boys? -Yeah. Vlad : get them out of here. ～店からVladが逃げ出す～ Niko : Get back outside, Roman. ～指示～ Don't let Vlad escape. Vlad is fleeing in his car. Get back to your vehicle and chase after him. Chase after him. ～追走中～ Roman : Alrght, he's running away. We ein, let's go home. Niko : I'm not walking away until this thing is finished. Roman : It is finished, he's running. We won't see him again. Niko : He''ll come back. The only thing that will hold him down is six feet of dirt. Roman : Forget about Mallories. Please change and ...you know, when Vlad is done with her... Niko : Grow a fucking spine. You think Vlad won't come after us when I am chasing. Niko : I have to end it, here and now. Roman : Shit. I don't like this. Fuck...fuck. ～追いつく(処刑寸前も同じセリフ)～ Vlad : You've killed yourself and your cousin, yokel. Vlad : You are a dead man. Vlad : Mikhail Faustin thought of me as a brother. He will get revenge. Vlad : You are nothing in this city. You will be crashed. ～対峙～ Vlad : Fucking yokel, you think you can get away with killing me? Niko : I guess I'll find out. Vlad : You think this is worth it? You're throwing you and your fatty cousin's lives away for that bit of Puerto Ricon choca. Niko : I'm throwing your life away, prick. We'll do alright. Vlad : My friends will track you down, you won't lost a moment. Niko : I'll last longer than you will, shithead. Vlad : Fuck you. I've wish I could be there to watch Mikhail cut your peasant balls off. ～処刑寸前～ 「～追いつく～」に同じ ～殺害後～ Niko : Eeeh, you're a big boy Vladdy. Roman : Niko! Niko : Well, I guess this over. Roman : What have you done? Niko : What does it look like? Roman : We're dead! Niko : No, he's dead...we're fine. Roman : He has powerful friends...serious friends...I told you to be calm you hot headed chump! Niko : I am calm. He tried kill us. He screwed your girlfriend. -What dou you expect? I give him a message? -Shit! Shit! Shit! Niko : When i was in the army we were going on a mission to ambush a squad who had killed a lot of innocent People. They were our enemies... but we never did it. Niko : There were fifteen of us. All boys from the village. But one of us betrayed the group... Niko : So for ten years I've been searching for the other two. One of them lives here... Roman : Why are you telling me this now? Do you always get sentimental after you kill people? Niko : You kept asking... Roman : Wonderful. Roman : You're here on some revenge mission for something that happened ten years ago. And you don't care whose life you ruin on the way? Niko : No. Roman : Well what? Niko : I don't know...I just want to know why they did it. Roman : Right now I don't think you're going to find out. Roman : Let's hide the body, at least for a while. Niko : Put him in the river. Roman : Mikhail Faustin is going to kill us. Roman : Shit. We would get out of here. Niko : You go. I'll catch up with you later. ～説明～ Occasionally, calling a contact to find out what they're doing will open up scenarios warlier than if you wanted to be called. You can try calling Roman. ～おまけ(ミッション失敗時)～ Man : Great, you lost Vlad. He's probably gone back to Mallorie's for a post drive screw. Roman : This is fate telling us to give up, cousin. Niko : I decide when I will give up on something, cousin.
