**HATING THE HATERS ~携帯電話~ Unknown Caller : This is a voice from your past Niko. Can you guess who it is? ・これは過去の君自身からの声だ、Niko。私が誰なのか君にわかるかな? Niko : Florian? ・何か用か?Florian。 Unknown Caller(Bernie) : That's not my name. ・わたし、そんな名前じゃないわ。 Niko : Bernie, what can I do for you? ・Bernie、私ごときに何か御用ですか。 Bernie : I need you to come around to my place Niko. Please, come soon. ・Niko、あなたにそばにいてもらいたいの!お願い!すぐ来てちょうだい! ~Florian宅~ Niko : Florian, open the door. Niko : Don't be a fag. ・フロリアン、ドアを開けろ。それから、ホモもやめとけ。 Bernie : Speak English. And I told you, it's Bernie. ・英語で話してちょうだい。あと、わたしはバーニーだって前にも言ったでしょ。 Niko : Then Bernie, open the door. ・じゃ、バーニー、ドアを開けろ。 (ドアを開けるBernie) Niko : What's going on? ・どうした? Bernie : Come in, come in. ・入って。早く入ってちょうだい。 Bernie : The haters are trying to kill me... I can't stand it. ・ホモ嫌いがわたしを殺そうとしているのよ…。赦せない! Bernie : I won't stand it... it's not fair. I'm just being me! ・わたし負けないわ。わたしがわたしらしくあるために! Niko : Bernie! What are you talking about? ・おい、Bernie、何の話だ? Bernie : I came to this country to be myself... Bernie : to get away from small minded, angry macho pricks... Niko : Oh, like me? Bernie : Yes! Well, no. Bernie : Well you know what I mean. Bernie : It was hardly the most progressive place. How does my hair look? ・進歩的とは、お世辞にも言えないところだったわねぇ…。ねえ、わたしの髪、どう? Niko : Fine. ・…いい、かもね。 Bernie : I put a rinse in. Bernie : Tawdry Night. ・染めたの。Tawdry Nightていうカラーなのよ。 Niko : Nice. ・ああ、もうばっちり。 Bernie : Bryce found some gray hairs. Bernie : If he leaves me, I'll kill myself. ・Bryce(彼氏)に白髪を見つけられちゃったの。もし彼に捨てられたら、わたし、生きていけないわ。 Niko : Forget about your hair, Florian. ・とりあえず、髪の話は置いとかないか、Florian。 Bernie : Bernie! ・バーニーよ! Niko : I mean Bernie. Niko : What's the problem? ・バーニーって意味で言ったんだって。で、何が問題なんだ? Bernie : Someone is threatening to kill me. Bernie : Every time I go out jogging, and doing aerobics or playing ultimate disc, Bernie : some guy comes up and threatens me. Bernie : He's loco! ・誰かがわたし殺そうとしているの。ジョギングしている時も、エアロビをしていても、ultimate discをプレイしている時でも、常に誰かに狙われているの。奴はイカれてるわ! Niko : Why is he threatening you? ・なぜ、奴はお前を狙うんだ? Bernie : Because... ・それは・・・ Bernie : I think just because I'm fabulous. ・それは、わたしが美しいから! Niko : What? ・は? Bernie : I keep thinking I'm being followed, and I don't know why. Bernie : I'm a prisoner in my own home. ・とにかくぅ、なぜかはわからないけど、ずっと尾行けられているみたいなの。 ・おかげで、わたしは家から一歩も出られないのよ。 Niko : Okay, Bernie, let's go out and have a look. Bernie : Ooo! I am so glad you've come back into my life. Niko : That's cool. But listen... Niko : you and I don't know each other. Bernie : How can you say that? I thought you were different! Niko : Because we want this guy to attack you. Come on. Bernie : Oh! ~外~ Bernie : I do my exercises in Middle Park, Niko. Take Bernie to &color(yellow){Middle Park.} Bernie : Niko, you're still in great shape. You work out? Niko : Not really. I keep active, you know. Bernie : Is there a name for that fitness plan? I'd take a class if I could he guaranteed buns like yours. Niko : It's called getting chased by the cops and being errand boy for the mob. Bernie : Ahhh. ~目的地に到着~ Bernie : It's cardio time, Niko. Remember to keep some distance though. Follow &color(green){Bernie} as he jogs, but keep your distance. ~ジョギング中~ (Bernieを追い抜いた時) Bernie : Niko, I want you at my rear. Bernie : Follow my buns, sweetie. (Bernieから離れすぎた時) Bernie : Cover my tush, Niko. Get behind. Bernie : Let's go. Bernie : Come on, Niko. ~何者かに襲われるBernie~ (Hater) : I'm about done with you, homo. ・思い知ったか、このホモ野郎。 Bernie : Ahhhhh! Ahh! Urgh. Niko : Why don't you pick on someone who'll fight back? ・なぜ、無抵抗の人間を痛めつける? (Hater) : What's your problem? Hater lover. ・お前には関係ないだろ、ホモ好き野郎。 Niko : Whatever you say, buddy. Unfortunately, for hitting my friend. Niko : I'm going to kick the shit out of you. ・何とでも言え。だけどな、俺の友達に手をだしやがったんだ。そのケツ、いやというほど蹴り上げてやるから覚悟しろ。 (逃走する犯人) Take down the &color(red){hater.} ~追跡中~ (犯人はスクーターで逃走) (途中でBernieを拾う) Pick up &color(green){Bernie.} Bernie : Scooch up Niko. Bernie is riding shotgun. Take down the &color(red){hater.} Bernie : Catch him Niko. This man has haunted my dreams for weeks. Niko : I'll do my best. Bernie : They don't call it beauty sleep for nothing. Bernie : I'll tell you, I don't look fabulous when I'm waking up with cold sweats at all hours of the night. Bernie : No siree, you think I look like this when I get up in the morning? Niko : I don't know. Bernie : It takes hours of plucking and buffing before I can even bear to look at myself. Bernie : Sometimes I think it's a godsend that Bryce has to go back to his wife for the night instead of sleeping with me. Niko : Let's just get this guy. Bernie : Okay... okay. Get him. (以下ランダム)※これ以外にもあるかもしれません Bernie : Both of you? Bernie : I can't get beaten up by boyfriends. Bernie : Fuck off, the two of you. Bernie : I only wanted to mess with one of you! Bernie : Nobody messes with Bernie's serenity. Bernie : Sorry, love. You were born in the wrong century. Bernie : I just feel sorry for you, sweetie. Bernie : Watch out hater. Bernie : Pick on someone else, bully. Bernie : Bernie's coming for you. Bernie : You messed with the wrong queen, loser. Bernie : Go hold hands or something, leave me alone. Bernie : I don't take it lying down, hater. Bernie : You picked the wrong queen, didn't you? Bernie : You must have been abused as a child. Bernie : Revenge of the fabulous. Bernie : It's payback time, haters. ~ターゲット殺害後~ Bernie : I'm not dressed for jail! ・こんな格好で刑務所に行けないわ! Bernie : We need to get out here. Take Bernie to &color(yellow){Perseus} in The Exchange. ~店に到着~ Niko : He's not going to attack you again. Bernie : No he ain't. You're an absolute sweetie Niko Bellic. I never would have thought it. Bernie : See you soon, my wonderful man.